Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

There is only one thing that you can do.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

It’s no more complicated than that.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

And that’s it.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

And, two alone.

They want to finish the job.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?